Self-Sufficiency for Numpties

How it all started for Two Left Wellies

Despite being largely clueless and without a single shred of experience regarding farming, unless you count mowing the lawn and keeping a pet rabbit that died in mysterious circumstances, possibly suicide, we decided to give it all up and attempt to produce all our own food and drink.  After three years of hard work,  terrible haemorrhoids and many a sense of humour failure, we have finally made it.  Along the way we made some horrendous errors some hilarious, some costly but all of which we learned from.  We created Two Left Wellies as a reference point for those who may wish to follow a similar path without making the same mistakes we made.  Good luck. Find out more about Two Left Wellies. 

Incidentally,  for those without a firm grasp of the beauty of the English Language like what we have, or the terminally stupid, Wellie is short for Wellington boot and a Numpty is someone who doesn't know what a Wellie is....happy now?